Nigga i caught you tryna run ones with a swahili skittle goat you weird ass nigga you got autistic dung beetles hitting the whipa nae nae on yo grandmothers eyebrows you smelly ass nigga Yo ass got two pieced by an interdimensional alien with 5 eyes and 6 arms you weak bitch you musty as shit gooseneck ass nigga you was meditating with a group of cockroaches like shit nigga Nigga explain to me how i caught yo ass in the elementary school playground trying to T.P ant hills you bummy weird ass nigga
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Nigga tell me why yo fatass uncle named jerry is well known for being a professional frisbee eater nasty ass nigga Nigga tell me why yo grandma got poison dart frogs mating in the back of her microwave that nasty bitch said it adds a little bit of seasoning Nigga i caught yo ass stealing yo grandmas voice box so you could pull up to sesame street singing nba youngboy through that bitch you succesfully started big bird and you theoretically made elmo start having a seizure Yo ass is known for putting a silencer on a potato launcher and shooting up your local halloween store you fatass nigga thats why yo ugly ass grandmother tries tackling the statue of liberty for fun You the only nigga i know that pulls up to yo sisters softball games and starts hitting the ball with crutches yo crippled bitch yo ass is a professional spit boxer nigga you be spitting on yo mic for fun Yo mom got mosquito repellant that she rub on her titties every morning hoping that she'll be blessed with a bottle of crunchy milk you the only nigga i know that walked up to yo teachers whiteboard and started headbutting that bitchwith a force that astonished every nigga in yo classroom What she did? she hit you in the back of the head with a expired cherry flavored capri sun You the only nigga i know that looked up black salami and out of no where u saw a dick and start beating ya meat with chicken salad nigga i caught you pouring tofu juice on ya moms feet while she was asleep and when she woke up you know You the only nigga i know that started packing mangos inside of ya suitcase when you was going on a family trip fatass nigga when u finally arrived at the airport you were astonished because mario was there ready to smack you upside thehead with a coopa troopaīoy yo ass got audibly articulated cause yo grandma hit you in the head with a supersonic laserbeam nigga yo ass beat yo meat with heavily marinated mayonaise I slapped yo momma upside the head at 2 am with a roll of papertowles that bitch got knocked unconcious boy she got amazingly astounded and was spiritually inclined with the phrase "for a great low rate you can get online go to the general and save some time" I caught yo ass sucking off franklin the turtle to get in the shoe section of goodwill yo nasty ass nigga you was unknowingly snapping your sister pictures of the krabby patty formula fatass nigga Nigga i swiped a himalayan salt lamp across the back of ya neck and yo dumbass said "credit or debit" in a untalented unimaginable robot voice you smelly ass nigga Nigga you pulled up to yo local starbucks and started filming two gay niggas kissing i caught yo ass recording a school fight on a macbook nigga i caught yo momma deadlifting 5 turtles on a sunday afternoon Nigga you eat toothpicks on the daily yo fatass grandma got gum cancer because she was unimaginably unstable from drinking 5 jars of straight pickle juice every friday nigga Nigga you was in the back of the school bus selling furry pussy for jars of mayonnaise you fatass nigaa Yo ass built like a fl studio carrot you nasty ass nigga you got cooked by a nigga named humphrey that nigga said you built like a japanese walnut Nigga yo ass spent one night with master splinter and pulled up to your local mcdonalds playplace and tried to teach two 9 year olds the art of kung fu smelly ass nigga Nigga i caught yo ass playing in the jungle gym tryna learn martial arts from a nigga named master woo like shit Yo ass was slapboxing a turtle named romeo cause he was swallowing raccoons for vbucks Yo ass play with an oujia board and thought yo ass was summoning demons Nigga yo ass was known in elementary school for selling niggas robux at the lunch table fatass nigga Nigga i caught yo ass tryna beatbox a walrus you smelly nigga ill cook the shit outta yo ass Yo broke ass eat lunchables chips and dip for lunch and dinner you dumb as shit
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